I swear... Al Gore and I are buddies... homeboys even. We're pals, amigos.... *grits teeth*

We're all a member of a particular cult. It's that one peice of our history that we simply can't bring ourselves to disbelieve, and yet it's one of the single most difficult to verify. We hold it to be self-evident afterall.

Wonderful. One day every year where we all have to check our sanity at the door and pay homage to the love-making gods and goddesses. Make mine a double.